If the answer to this "Yes" - then visit this site you nerdy prick:
http://www.computertan.com/
Tan while you work - and then you too can look THIS GOOD!!!
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Thank Fuck Its Tuesday
CANCER... isn't it brilliant?
Its beginning to target the right members of society, it's realised that random killings aren't the way forward and it is now doing its work for the greater good. Well for a start it means that in due time we won't have to see this silly cunt anymore, and I know this may sound insensitive but look at that picture and then look at this one instead - notice the incredible similarities between the two??
Originally I was once told as a child that people only got tumors, cancer, AIDs and the like as a punishment from Jesus for marrying outside their race (nb - i'm with you jesus!) - but it became apparent to me that this isn't necessarily the case - another foul up of my southern upbringing for which i apologise.
Apologies to anyone this post may offend, and you are cordially invited to write any complaints down and then keep them to your fucking self, mainly as I won't read them...
Anyway thanks being crippled with shitty man flu the progression on this blog has been slow, especially as i've been dicking around with Photoshop and that trying to make it look prettier - or at least credible. I promise you people new content is just round the corner....
Its beginning to target the right members of society, it's realised that random killings aren't the way forward and it is now doing its work for the greater good. Well for a start it means that in due time we won't have to see this silly cunt anymore, and I know this may sound insensitive but look at that picture and then look at this one instead - notice the incredible similarities between the two??
Originally I was once told as a child that people only got tumors, cancer, AIDs and the like as a punishment from Jesus for marrying outside their race (nb - i'm with you jesus!) - but it became apparent to me that this isn't necessarily the case - another foul up of my southern upbringing for which i apologise.
Apologies to anyone this post may offend, and you are cordially invited to write any complaints down and then keep them to your fucking self, mainly as I won't read them...
Anyway thanks being crippled with shitty man flu the progression on this blog has been slow, especially as i've been dicking around with Photoshop and that trying to make it look prettier - or at least credible. I promise you people new content is just round the corner....
Friday, 13 February 2009
Something filthy this way comes....
Well then... here we are, the first post on this brand spanking new chronicle of a blog that will keep the you and everyone else hooked to some of the funny, weird, shocking and down right dirty stuff that is floating about the intenet.
If you've ever wondered what made The Roots scream, or this guy puke then you've come to right place! Come on, we all know what that video is by now - but hell with it here's a link to it if you fancy seeing it (again if you're sick, or for the first timers...).
A note to the first timers, its proper funny if you try and watch this video whilst having a mouth full of water... although i take no responsibility for anything that happens afterwards!
Have fun viewing...
If you've ever wondered what made The Roots scream, or this guy puke then you've come to right place! Come on, we all know what that video is by now - but hell with it here's a link to it if you fancy seeing it (again if you're sick, or for the first timers...).
A note to the first timers, its proper funny if you try and watch this video whilst having a mouth full of water... although i take no responsibility for anything that happens afterwards!
Have fun viewing...
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